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d8mer is the official newsletter of The Tropist Monks of Byzantium POEE Cabal. Various subjects are covered, usually whatever people submit to the current co editor-in-chief/publisher, Atropos. The links presented here are sorted by issue number, and then by where they appeared in the original issue.
Except that is for the Saints. These are submitted once a year by all the monks, and are hotly disputed. No, really. To see the decisions from previous years, click here.
For more information, please consult your pineal gland's information desk.
- Issue 1: 9 The Star 5 AA
- Lobsterian Calendar and Festivals
- This is a link to our Calendar Section.
- Issue 2: 11 The Sun 5 AA
- Statement of the Festival of the Moirai
- The most organised of the festivals. hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah.
- Legion of Apathetic Discord
- Well, you're a member, so you might as well read about it.
- Sanctification Rites
- Together we can sanctify the world.
- Issue 3: King of Coins 5 AA
- What is Havvoth Nar?
- Well, it's to do with... hang on. Why don't you read it?
- Free Total Enlightenment!
- Who doesn't like something for nothing? Eh? I blame Thatcher.
- Issue 5: 9 The Death 6 AA
- Special Swik Recipe: Sand
- Can't think of a suitable Swik recipe? Let us help you with the first in a short series of Swik Lip Smackers.
- Official Statement on Policy of Language
- Speaks for itself.
- Issue 6: 1 The Star 6 AA
- The Official Discordian Logick System
- With little drawings and everything. Damn that Hamster.
- Squirrel Nutkin Investigates
- Indeed it does.
- Issue 11: 5 Strength 7 AA
- Knowing is the Greatest Barrier to Learning
- it really is. I'd go into it more, but that's what the article does, so my doing it would be pointless. Honest.
- Barbie: The MantrapTM
- The role-play game for discerning Barbie owners (or not)
- Issue 12: 3 The Hanged Man 7 AA
- Growing Your Own Manna From Heaven
- For the green fingered among you...
- Issue 22: 9 Temperance 8 AA
- "See Mankind's First Bikini!"
- advertising for film '1,000,000 years B.C.' starring Raquel Welch
- Submission by Proxy
- See the Polyfather's omnibenevolence at work. Go on, see.
- Issue 28: 14 The Emperor 9 AA
- The Many Worlds Roundabout
- So what is Quantum Mechanics?
- Issue 31: 14 The Hanged Man 9 AA
- The Discordian Betrothal for iris efflux and Spiral Lobster
- ummm, well that says it all, really...
- Issue 34: 12 The High Priestess 10 AA
- Moving Beyond Darwin
- It's about time we got the dust sheet out for Darwin. Or is it?